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• Title: Fartin' Martin Sidebottom
• Author : Barron Peter
• Release Date : January 01, 2015
• Genre: Fiction,Books,Kids,
• Pages : * pages
• Size : 38433 KB

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Is your child a breezy-buttocked bottom-burper? A frightful figure of flatulence? A truly terrible trumper? A pungent pumper par excellence?

Does the apple of your eye make more noise than the biggest jumbo jet on take-off and emit more methane than a large herd of elephants on a strictly vegetarian diet?

Do you find it happening at embarrassing moments, like when you're standing in the supermarket queue or ordering a meal in a nice restaurant?

Do you find youself frequently having to open windows or move into another room? 

Do you have to pretend that an embarrassing noise has come from your shoe scuffing on the floor, the squeaking of a leather chair, or the call of a wild bird passing overhead?

If any of this strikes a chord and you are able to admit to yourself that you have a child who farts, then you have taken the courageous first step.

The second step is to read this book about Fartin' Martin Sidebottom, a boy who can't stop breaking wind. Martin endures a terrifying adventure when he joins a wind orchestra conducted by the devil and ends up in the eye of a hurricane.

Written in comical rhymes, designed to appeal to both children and parents, the Monstrous Morals aim to make sure those habits aren't carried into adulthood.

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